You'll never know when I am present. Contributed by Sandy Miller
Why would you take a cell phone to a cell phone store?
Where do you hide your belongings if your car is locked?
Somebody knocked the F out of that sign!
How shall I contact thee? Let me count the ways.. ZERO!
In Australia, the babies are born huge..

What the ducking duck?

You are typing on your phone. You want to use some variation of the word “f*ck”. Your autodamncorrect has decided to replace this horrendous word with “duck”.

From this frustration, What the Duck? was born.

What’s here..

On this site, we’ll explore the various What the Duck? moments of our world.

If you have a contribution, send it to

Who is Walter?

Walter Thaddeus Duck also goes by the moniker W.T. Duck.

What’s the idea?

This site is another project from Trevor Perry.

Who did this?

The duck artist is Sara Sechi. Her portfolio is here.